Friday, July 27, 2007
New batteries for an aging cyborg
Dick Cheney is going into the hospital tomorrow to get his batteries changed. Ever since they switched the real Cheney out for the cyborg this has to be done every once in a while. Democrats have suggested a solar-powered Cheney - but this turned out to be impossible, as he rarely leaves his office and hates the outdoors. The one excursion outdoors resulted in him shooting a human, so he's been programmed to curtail recreational activities. Mrs. Cheney is reported to be thrilled with the current model and is looking forward to certain "upgrades".